This is an as-is archive of PercyWeasley.com circa August 2003.
Analysis of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
This is my opinion on the Beans made by JellyBelly. You can order them online HERE or by visiting your local retailers. Click HERE to see an explanation on the chart and on my commentaries on the flavors.
Flavor Authenticity Taste Flavor Authenticity Taste
Authenticity means "How similar is the flavor to the real thing?" and Taste means "Will I have that flavor again?"
As for the numbers, here's an explanation:
Authenticity Explanation Taste Explanation
5 Tastes just like the real thing! 5 Yummy! Gimme some more!
4 Not exactly like the real thing, but pretty close. 4 Pretty good.
3 Not what I expected, but kinda tastes like it. 3 Okay, I guess.
2 Oh, its supposed to be THAT flavor? 2 Disgusting!
1 What was that? 1 You'd have to pay me to eat another! ? Incomplete. Now for my commentary:
Blueberry was a huge disappointment. It was tasteless!
Bogey, Earwax, and Tutti-Frutti all got ?s for authenticity. Sorry, but I either have never tried the real thing (Bogey, Earwax) or have no clue what it is (Tutti-Frutti).
Toasted marshmallow and Buttered popcorn are delicious!
Dirt, however, was absolutely repulsive.
Vomit was tolerable, but not pleasant.
Grape Jelly tastes just like Smuckers!
Well, thats the report. Feel free to argue with me on the guestbook!
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